A. An underappreciated wit
B. A henpecked husband
C. A doomed soul
D. A below-average lover

A. Corny
B. Bloom
C. Lynch
D. Stephen

A. Kelly
B. Murphy
C. Gumley
D. Corley

A. Skin-the-Goat
B. Drink-the-Blood
C. Fire-the-Cannon
D. Drown-the-Rat

A. Australian
B. Italian
C. American
D. Egyptian

A. Broom
B. Boom
C. Bloon
D. Bluhm

A. Beggar
B. Nightwatchman
C. Street sweeper
D. Burglar

A. His hat
B. His wallet
C. His newspaper
D. His key